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| Alexandra Daddario,Dan Yeager,Tremaine 'Trey Songz' Nev...,Scott Eastwood,Tania Raymonde,Shaun Sipos,Keram Malicki-Sánchez,James MacDonald,Thom Barry,Paul Rae,Richard Riehle,Bill Moseley,Gunnar Hansen,David Born,Sue Rock,Ritchie Montgomery,Marilyn Burns,Dodie Brown,David "Bear" Bell,John Dugan | |
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| The original "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" leaves audiences feeling hollowed out, dispirited and dissolute. "Texas Chainsaw 3D" is simply a bummer for being a big nothing. Mark Olsen-Los Angeles Times As pointless as one feared it might be. Nigel Floyd-Time Out Alexandra Daddario, playing a distant Leatherface cousin set to inherit the manor (and manner), continues her sad career in unbuttoned bondage, and the 3-D effects are especially ruinous. Joshua Rothkopf-Time Out New York All the makers of "Texas Chainsaw 3D" cared about was getting your $16. Wesley Morris-Boston Globe Try as [Luessenhop] might to honor the original -- flashbulb transitions, a skeevy (yet buff) hitchhiker, metal doors, and meat hooks -- there's little of its mounting dread. Pete Vonder Haar-Village Voice An effort is made to provide some character definition for Leatherface, which is probably a mistake. He's much scarier as a cipher. Peter Howell-Toronto Star It deserves a modicum of credit for actually making you despise a chainsaw-wielding maniac less than a bunch of lowlife redneck scum. Steve Newton-Georgia Straight Texas Chainsaw immediately establishes itself as a significant improvement over the various other entries in this enduring franchise... David Nusair-Reel Film Reviews The equivalent of filmic road kill ... An abridged version of the original, rendered in bad 3D, serves as a pre-credit set-up and makes us long for the real deal. Glenn Lovell-CinemaDope You may think that after six movies that there would be nothing left to say on the topic of Texas chainsaw massacres, and you would be right. Ken Hanke-Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) Director John Luessenhop delivers some jolts as well as much gruesomeness, but a bogus ending and the convoluted morality of a script that tries to transform the vengeful Leatherface into a sympathetic if psychotic antihero hamstrings his efforts. John Beifuss-Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) ( ... ) you might want to imagine I'm wielding a chainsaw that's making the noise rrrrrrrrrrrLLLLLLLLL! And that, as I write, I'm chopping up the three scriptwriters and three story writers on the grounds of over-manning (ditto, nine producers). Graham Young-Birmingham Mail Leatherface is a loser. Nick Nunziata-CHUD Seeing a flick in January usually means lowering your expectations, but no moviegoer should have to endure this. Kristian Harloff-Schmoes Know Leatherface is the smartest one in this picture: he's the only one with the good sense to cover up his face so no one will know he was involved in this putrid waste of time. Mark Ellis-Schmoes Know This new film survives on its formulaic horror mechanics and the powerful image of a chain saw wielded in 3-D. Marjorie Baumgarten-Austin Chronicle There are some gory kills and some goofy fun as a huge chainsaw thrusts out of the screen in 3D, but this is a generic by the numbers slasher that squanders TCM's grimy history. Henry Northmore-The List Includes some of the absolute worst 3-D effects that I can ever remember seeing. Tim Brayton-Antagony & Ecstasy Texas Chainsaw 3D is the sort of movie that makes you wish they made kevler contact lenses. Ed Whitfield-The Ooh Tray "Texas Chainsaw 3D" is not a very original slasher film. It mostly serves fans of the horror genre with its stereotypical characters and gore. Paul Chambers-Movie Chambers When making a sequel to a beloved genre classic, it's generally unwise to include clips of the masterpiece you're attempting to live up to. A.A. Dowd-Time Out Chicago An inane, insane horror movie but Alexandra Daddario makes it bearable. Jackie K. Cooper-jackiekcooper.com An artless exercise, but also sporadically successful in its attempts to expand on the Leatherface mythos in a new-ish way. Michael Nordine-Willamette Week math doesn't mean much in Texas Chainsaw, nor does logic, for that matter, or anything resembling originality or daring James Kendrick-Q Network Film Desk It feels more like a non-scary 'Scary Movie' spoof than the real deal, such is its lack of genuine tension. Graham Young-Birmingham Post Maybe it's due to ... lowered expectations, but I found "Texas Chainsaw 3-D" a mildly entertaining way to pass an hour and a half on a cold winter afternoon. Greg Maki-Star-Democrat (Easton, MD) | |
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